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04 February 2010

Three riddles

Question: What do you call someone who dreams that he writes popular fantasy novels?

Answer: Tolkien-in-his-sleep.

Question: Why are horseshoe nails always dizzy?

Answer: They walk on their head all day.

Question: What do you say if a talking lion tells you that he and his family will be migrating in the late summer?

Answer: "So its true? The pride goeth before the fall!"

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